Anthony Kim Hooks Ball Into Guys Butt

"That had to sting"

Garfield?

Just a cat chillin like Bob Dylan. This should hold me over until I finally post my MLB All-Star team. That should get some laughs as well.

Italian Soccer Shorts Fail

So a little embarrassing, when you're playing in front of a stadium full of people. Hey, we all know it coulda been worse!
I'm just wondering who is shooting camera for this game. Quite the tight shot, considering it's just on the rear.

Sports Trivia + Roller Coasters = Awesome

How do you think you would do?

Cooties. Be Sure To Get YOUR Kids Tested

Speak to your kids about cooties...before cooties speaks to them first.

Ken Griffey Jr. Tickle Fights With Ichiro

Yes, you read that right. Ken Griffey Jr. will 'tickle Ichiro until he calls out what one might describe as a safe word.'

Maybe that explains why Ichiro is having yet another great year. No better way to keep a ball player loose right? Nice to also know that Griffey is having fun while his career winds down.

The Tacoma News Tribune reports

" Suzuki spreads a towel on the carpeted floor in front of his locker, lies on his back and begins doing stretching exercises. From Ichiro's blind side, Ken Griffey Jr. pounces, gets his hands deep under Ichiro's armpits and digs in with his fingers.

Ichiro's laughter is almost childlike – genuine and uncontrolled – and after about five seconds he screams the magic word to make Griffey stop.

Junior stands up, walks back to his locker and sits down. Ichiro lies quietly for a moment, letting his body relax, then goes back to stretching as if nothing had happened.

[...]

"He's the only teammate I would ever let do that. In Japan, all relationships are respectful, so no one would ever do that to me," Ichiro said. "If someone else did it here, I'd probably punch them in the face."

Kinda makes you wonder what else Griff gets away with. All I know is, is that I hope there is Youtube video of this somewhere!

11 Guys You NEVER Want To Play Pick-Up Basketball With

And now, in light of the end of yet another NBA basketball season, a Youtube semi-classic. "The 11 Guys."
For those of us who play pick-up ball, you know who these guys are.

Transsexual Basketball

Annndd entering the list of things I never knew existed department.. Philippine Transsexual Basketball!

If you're like me you probably can't understand a word of this, but funny as it is, you don't really need to. All I know is that these guys really play like girls....errrr, wait...girls play like.......wait, I'm so confused.

A Suitable Metaphor

This Short pretty much sums up the way I feel about the Lakers going up 2-0 on the Magic.
I'm glad it's baseball season.

Mr. T Impresses Thousands At Wrigley Field

OK, so I wouldn't quite say impressed...
This is been all over ESPN, but I can't help it. I have to watch it more. Every year we have two or three celebrities that leave lasting memories at Wrigley Field during the 7th inning stretch. For some reason, I have a feeling i'll remember this one for years to come. "I pity dim Pirates!"


Where does this rank as the all-time worst "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" moments?

Something ALL Tailgaters Need, Gas Powered LaZBoy

Who doesn't need a twin-engine recliner anyway?

Baseball stadiums, football parking lots, the races, the back nine..... cornhole behind the barn, doesn't matter the occasion, where you are or what you are playing, we could all use one of these. I have a feeling my Nana and this guy would get a long great.

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Happy Memorial Day everyone. Go say hi to your favorite Veteran.

Police Officer Caught Shoplifting WHAT?

This could only happen in Iowa. Eric D. Kennedy, 36, is a Polk County sheriff's deputy. He is an avid football card collector. He is also a shoplifter. You do the math.

Yes, that means he is a cop that shoplifts football cards. At a Casey's General Store (AKA 'Beerland' if you're my buddy Andy. Or if you're out west, kind of like a 7/11) And he got caught. Red-handed.

He now faces a misdemeanor theft charge after a hidden security camera 'allegedly' recorded him stealing the packs of cards by slipping them into his pockets, then of course leaving the store without forking over the cash. And yes, he was ON-DUTY.

The best part. Eric still maintains his innocence. Hey, they camera don't lie! You crazy Iowa corn-husking fools....

Just so you can read it for yourself. [DesmoinesRegister]

Anyone Ever Hear Of A Plymouth 'Duster?'

Is this a car commercial, or an ingenious satire? How much of a budget do you have set aside for a 1980's 'Duster' commercial? Ouch. Hate to see how much money Plymouth and the production company lost on this one!

Bi-Polar Chihuahua

And now time for some 'bi-polar Chihuahua action.' Because I said so. And it's funny.

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Pitching Can Be A Booger

My 'acting career' is going pretty well. So well in fact I haven't had a whole lot of time to write lately. This picture should hold the fort for the meantime. It's always entertaining seeing baseball players act like real human beings. Because afterall, we're always putting them up on serene pedestals of perfection. We never see them spit, chew, scratch, pick, swear... or in this case...dig for gold. Because this is a rare occurrence. Baseball players are clean, neat beings......this picture is funny....because like I said, ball players just don't do this sorta thing.... Well, at least not on ESPN.

Unless your name is John Danks. John Danks. John Danks would do this. I love you John Danks.

Drunk Guy Confuses Pants With Shirt

Self explanatory.

Joke Of The Day: Amish Go To Town

Columbia Professor Faints On Fox News Channel

Ohhhh those crazies over at Fox News. I tell ya!

David Buckner, a Columbia University professor was on FNC to talk about why American companies were failing on Glenn Beck's Fox News TV show. Then......... he passed out. Fainted. Fell. Hit the floor. ALL after talking about stocks that have fallen. TOO ironic.

*whispers*... I'm passin' out....
"You alright?".... I'm passin' out....
"OK, haha, you wanna hang on?".... I'm passin' out...

No. He can't "hang on," Because he's passing out! Help the man already!

This is the second person to pass out on national live television in the past month! Don't forget about the USC volleyball coach that hit the sand face-first! http://thehelmuthfix.blogspot.com/2009/03/woman-faints-while-being-interviewed-on.html

This is sure to make you 'lol.'

The Beanie Baby Revolution In All It's Glory

I saw this old VHS tape on beanie babies online this morning. It is great in so many ways. Not only is the style complete with 90's awesomeness, but Samm Levine is also in it (Freaks And Geeks, Not Another Teen Movie, Sydney White), who funny enough, I met last summer at a sketch comedy show. Funny guy. He probably hates this.

I'm so glad these never went 'out of style.'

Sam

Can YOU name the 9 original beanies!?

Grizzly Adams DID Have A Beard

Nazi Germany DID host the Olympics
People really should pay attention in history class.