Who Wants Some Kool-Aid!

The Kool-Aid man is definitely one of the creepiest, most unrealistic, crazy dumb ad campaigns in the history of television. But that's exactly why it is perfect for satire and is drainingly hilarious. (Yes, I did just make up a word)

I ran across a site dedicated to the Kool-Aid man and it's satire. Check it out for a good laugh. They even sell merch. Ohhhh Yaaaaaaaaahhh!!

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/2009/03/kool-aid-oh-yeaaahhh/

Here are some snippets as well. One of them includes the BEST All-Time moment in Family Guy history!

Does Anyone REALLY Know What Is Going On With A-Rod?

The world O' sports has been dominated recently by T.O. and A-Rod. The news of Terrell Owens is pretty well expected and accepted. I don't think any of us were surprised to see that Jerry Jones finally let him go. And c'mon, it's T.O. He's always in the news.

But does anyone TRULY know what the heck is going on with Alex Rodriguez???

It all started yesterday when news broke that he had a cyst in his hip that was being looked at; surgery being a possibility. ESPN was reporting this, but little did we know that the source was his brother. Let me say that again, BROTHER. Brother???? Did we even know he had a brother? I've never heard of him, and neither has my source....Deadspin.com.

Then reports came out today that he was in fact going to have the surgery to get rid of the cyst and to fix his torn labrum, sidelining him for up to 10 weeks.

About an hour later, another report came out that that the surgery was going to be more complicated than what first thought, and that he would miss anywhere from 2-4 months. Again, the only source being his *brother*. No one had evidently contacted the Yankees for any information.

New York beat reporter Peter Abraham did talk with the Yankees and has now reported that Brian Cashman is putting a hold on the surgery. ESPN's Jayson Stark also said that Cashman was shocked by the news, because Rodriguez hadn't been complaining of any pain whatsoever. So basically the team expects A-Rod to play through the pain.

There's the story as of now. Thanks for reading the long semi-rant. But I just want to know what is happening! No one can figure this out.

Here is Deadspin...

"So at this point, no one can figure out what is actually happening. ESPN News is sticking by the brother story, while also adding that the ball club is leaning toward no surgery and running clips of his agent, Scott Boras, saying they will wait and see. I'm not sure whose call it would be, but I'm guessing it's not up to A-Rod's brother."

What do YOU think?

If you play fantasy baseball, where do you draft him? Do you still expect Alex to put up big numbers this year?

Yes, that's right. I am a HUGE fantasy baseball nerd. Surprised?

One Of The Coolest Commercials Of 2009

And one of the coolest sports commercials I have ever seen!

It's amazing how realistic they make game characters these days. Plus, I already like Tim Lincecum, the 23 year old 5'11" 170 lb. FREAK who won the NL Cy Young last year. AND Randy Johnson makes a cameo. This is an instant classic in my book. Hilarious.

Bizkit The Sleepwalking Dog Is New Online Sensation

Kind of funny that I come across two dog videos back -to - back.

I highly encourage you to watch this over and over again if you haven't seen this already. It only gets funnier.

I Bet Your Puppy Could Never Do THIS!

I didn't know puppies could whistle!

Call me crazy, but this is amazing, hysterical and kinda creepy all at the same time. But it's mostly just adorably hilarious.

Thank Maine For Topless Coffee

How would you like some boobs with your latte? Turns out a lot of men would... (Surprise, surprise?)

Pretty risque, but nonetheless some crazy funny news out of Vassalboro, Maine. The economy must be bad when gimmicks like this are popping up....

"Eight customers -- all men -- stopped by the coffee shop between 10 and 11:15 a.m. Tuesday. Staff members estimated they had between 50 and 60 customers on Monday, despite a snowstorm; of those customers, about eight were women."

Why bear the winter cold for a cup o' joe outside your own home? Why mostly men? Because it's a topless coffee shop!

As outrageous as it sounds, the owner interviewed more than 150 people for only 10 positions before opening up the new store. Even though most are waitresses, there are men waiting as well, all topless.
[Topless waitress Susie Wiley, 23, of Farmingdale, said she went for the job because it's "something different" and said she's worked in coffee shops since she was a teenager. Asked whether the shop is degrading to women, Wiley said, "No, I love it. I find it very empowering, not degrading."]

Last week one waitress brought coffee to a male customer, who only consumed about half a cup over a span of a few minutes, before he finally handed Kelley a $100 bill. He left without saying a single word!

I would be really surprised if this shop were to stay open, being that it's in a small community of only 4,000 + residents. However, if customers are leaving $100.00 tips, it would be hard for it not to continue. Maybe just be forced to move somewhere else.

Should we expect copy cats sometime soon? Will there be topless pizza parlors.... or topless sushi joints? Do they serve sushi or pizza at strip clubs? If they do, is there a difference between a strip club and what's going on here? Am I asking too many questions? I think I'm confusing myself. Time to stop before this truly blows my mind.

In the end they're not really stripping. I would say it's more of a European style beach..............

only it's not a beach......

.....it's Maine.

What do you think? Leave your thoughts!

Source: Kennebec Journal

Best Half-Time Performance Of All-Time

Well, at least for a commentator!

Digger Phelps gettin' his groove on with the Cal cheerleaders this past weekend. I only wish I had moves like that!